There’s one part of me that’s like:

You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.

But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:

No.

They both make such good arguments.

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When a girl says, “Oh it’s cool, have fun.” She really means “I hope you have a shitty ass time with out me”

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The awkward moment when you and your parents are watching a movie and a sex scene comes up…

leilockheart:

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Parents, staring neutral at the TV:

You, looking everywhere but at the TV not to show any type of interest:

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OMG OMG =)) so so guilty =) but i am slowly getting used to it =))

Everyone thinks that a girl`s dream is to find a perfect guy. They are wrong because a girl`s only dream is to eat a lot without getting fat.

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